Here’s an excerpt from the second, or middle, book of Sean’s Saga. To finish off this year and get a start on the next, I’ll follow with an excerpt from book 3. Hopefully those will be available in their entirety soon, they’re both finished except for some typo fixes (you never catch them all) and wording changes. Last, I plan to post a sample of the story (working title: The Blackthorn Legacy) that I’m writing now.

In this scene, Sean, Fiona, Parvati and Arturo have gone back in time to try to head off an alternate reality created by a traitor Bard who stole the magic mead of the gods. The giants have stolen Thor’s hammer, but in this timeline, with Loki imprisoned, they’ve managed to hold onto it. This bit is from the chapter titled We Crash the World’s Most Evil Wedding Party.

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There was a lot of noise coming from inside, yelling and laughter and the sound of things breaking. Either there was a battle going on inside, or the jotuns were having a party.

About the time I was wondering if they ever would, the giants at the door finally noticed us. I guess they were the bouncers, because the one on the left, who looked a little less bright, boomed at us, “Show your invitations! Nobody allowed in without an invitation!”

“An invitation to what?” Parvati asked.

“The wedding feast of Thrym and Freya, of course,” the left-hand giant said, looking at us like we had two heads—or maybe more like ten, because for a giant to have more than one isn’t actually that strange.

The right-hand giant cuffed the left-hand one’s single head. “Idiot! The invitations got eaten, remember? Somebody let the cat get to them. That’s why we have this list.”

He had a scroll under one arm. He held it up and let it unroll. It hit the floor with a meaty sounding smack.

“Wow,” I said, “a pretty long list.”

“Are those all the people who’re invited?” Fiona wanted to know.

The second giant shook his head. “These are the ones who aren’t invited. It’s easier that way. Then we know that if your name is on the list, we should kill you.”

I guessed that probably made sense, to jotuns. He looked us up and down and then switched to the list. “Let’s see…none of you are Beowulf, are you?”

We shook our heads. “Svipdag? No? Sigurd? No…hey, what about Thor?”

Okay, so the second giant didn’t have much on the ball, either. It struck me that checking every name on the list would take quite a while.

“Why don’t we just save time and tell you who we are?” I suggested.

The first giant gaped at us. “Hey, that’s smart! Isn’t that smart, Headsmasher?”

Headsmasher frowned. “Could work, Leg­breaker. Could work. All right, what are your names then?”

“Arturo, son of Rodrigo!” Arturo said proudly, beating the rest of us to the punch.

Fiona elbowed him—not something I would ever try—and shot me an Are-you-nuts? look. “We’re going to tell them our real names?” she hissed. “What if there are smarter ones inside? Who know magic?”

“Relax,” I told her. “Remember, we don’t even exist in this world. There’s no way we’re on that list. And these two will forget about us as soon as we’re inside.”

She gave me a grudging nod. Meanwhile the giant had been scanning his list, getting it all tangled up in the process. “All right, seems like you’re not on here anyway,” he told Arturo. “What about the rest of you?”

“Parvati daughter of Abhay!” Parvati’s voice was firm, though I saw her give just the tiniest little shudder.

“Fiona daughter of Brian!”

“Sean son of Brian!”

Both the giants were now scrolling through the list (not bad, huh?) and grumbling. Legbreaker muttered something about “could have put it in order”, and Headsmasher said something I didn’t catch, but it sounded like “index”. At last they rolled up the scroll, sort of—it looked like the cat who ate all the invitations had been playing with it—Legbreaker heaved open the door, and they waved us in.

We walked into a thick fog of smoke and the smell of mead, and the noise was outrageous. Still, as the door swung shut behind us, I heard one of the giant bouncers—Legbreaker, I think—asking the other one, “Wait, weren’t we supposed to kill any Midgardians that showed up?”

Wow, I thought, that was close. They didn’t follow us in, though. Still, we all felt like keeping a low profile for the moment, so we sidled into the nearest quiet corner and took a minute to just look around.

Well, it was a jotun party, so what would you expect? Giants slamming into each other—dancing, maybe?—and skidding around in pools of spilled mead? Check. Burly thurses arm-wrestling while others stood around roaring with laughter? Check. A table full of enormous etins yelling out toast after toast in their rocky, grinding language, then hurling their mugs at each other’s foreheads, leaving the table covered with broken shards (of mugs, not giant heads)? Oh yeah.

“I don’t see Freya,” Arturo said after peering around.

“She wouldn’t be caught dead here,” Fiona said, with feeling.

“That checks with what Odin and Thor told us,” Parvati pointed out.

“Yeah,” I said. “It was only a little while ago we saw them, and they said Freya umm…hadn’t gone along with the idea. But then why are these guys celebrating already? Seems like jumping the gun.”

Just then, something that looked like the so-far-missing-in-action sabertooth bounded at us, tail held high, and we heard a thunderous—meow?

“So that’s the gatita that ate the invitations?” Arturo said, a few hairs sprouting from his face.

“I totally believe it,” I said, not daring to take my eyes off the giant orange cat—big as a horse—as it sniffed at us with a baleful green light in its eyes, looking like it was wondering if we were some new kind of super-sized mice, and if so, what had happened to our tails.

It had just lifted a tentative paw to bat at us when a pair of giant hands picked it up and threw it across the room, leaving a Doppler-effect yowl in its wake. “Fluffy!” the jotun who had, sort of, saved us, called after it. “Mind your manners! No eating the guests!”

Then the jotun leaned down and stretched out his hand. “Welcome! I am Thrym. Welcome to my wedding feast!”

I guess we were supposed to shake his hand, but only Arturo reached out his hand to grasp the giant’s. Thrym was shaking his fingers as he drew his hand back, and frowned thoughtfully for a second. One of the smarter giants, I noted.

“Didn’t think any heroes or Valkyries would show up here,” he said, then brightened up. “But after all, now that I have Thor’s hammer, I will be ruler of both Midgard and Jotunheim. So you’re just the first to offer me your homage. Smart move, I must say.”

I heard a growl close by, but when I turned to Arturo, I realized that it had come from Fiona. “Cool it,” I whispered. “We want to keep him in a good mood.”

“So he won’t know what hit him,” Arturo added.

Fiona didn’t look happy, but she nodded and squeezed his hand.

“—and a drink to seal our friendship,” Thrym was saying.

That’s how we found ourselves ambling over to the jotuns’ high table to bend an elbow with the enemies of mankind. Did I mention it’s a major gaffe to turn down an offer of hospitality?

On the way, we had to keep an eye out to avoid getting knocked over, or fallen on, by any of the giants who were reeling around. Even the mead spills were a bit of a hazard—they were ankle-deep to us and made the floor really slippery. Also Fluffy came back over and started to stalk alongside of us, his tail lashing.

“Nice cat,” Parvati said nervously.

“He won’t bother you anymore,” Thrym told her. “He’s a good cat, really. Excellent mouser. Got him from my cousin, Utgard-Loki.”

“Oh. So he’s the cat that Thor couldn’t lift off the floor?” I eyed Fluffy dubiously. He could have finished me off in a few mouthfuls, for sure, but he didn’t look tough enough to stymy Thor.

Thrym chuckled. “Good for you, you know your jotun history—thurstory, we like to call it. Yes, Utgard-Loki told me something about Fluffy getting quantum entangled with the Midgard Serpent, temporarily. Just a freak accident. He’s fine now.”

Well, that sure took a load off our minds. Meanwhile we’d finally made it to the table—it felt like we’d walked half a mile or so. The other jotuns who’d been there had gone off to dance, or beat each other up, or whatever it was that they were doing, so it was just us and Thrym.

This is just a quick proof-of-life post, since I haven’t published anything since I warned back in winter that such publication was imminent. When you keep livestock, the demands on your time are constant in the spring, summer and well into fall.

But, I’ll risk saying that before the end of the year, Sean’s Saga will be out and complete. I have finished the last two books in the series–The Well of Time and The Last Battle. They just await the publishing process.

I’ve been hanging with Sean for quite a while now, and I’m sorry to see the last of him. However, I have already started my next writing project. No, it’s not the Great American Novel–Melville already wrote that–but I hope it will be the Great New England Gothic Supernatural Cozy novel. The working title is The Blackthorn Legacy, and it will someday be the first of the Runechester Books (think Trollope’s Barsetshire Books, only twenty-first century, not English, and with more than a touch of magic…well, okay, not very similar at all, really).

While digging on my land, I turned up the set of clay tablets on which this story is inscribed. The script is cuneiform, and the language is Proto-Sumerian. If this seems at all unusual, remember that the Vikings were only some of the more recent explorers to get lost in these parts. There is also a local legend that the ark of Utnapishtim first fetched up on dry land in New Hampshire, most likely on the slopes of Mount Monadnock. After a quick look around, though, he made a short speech which my sources paraphrase as ‘Wow, there sure are a lot of rocks around here!’, and he and his wife refloated the ark. They wound up in the Fertile Crescent and the rest, as they say, is history.

Resisting the normal New Englander’s impulse to re-use the tablets as structural elements for a root cellar, I had them translated, and the results are below.

Remember, this is the first, the original, the oldest story, scientifically dated to the time before the Great Flood. If it reminds you of other stories, it is because those stories are retellings or out-and-out plagiarism. And lest any troublesome person pretend to be confused by what seem to be references therein to stories that happened before this story, let it be understood that these are mere anecdotes, ancestors of the tall hunting and fishing tales of later times—of which the most venerable are ‘The One Who Got Away’ and ‘The One That Got Me and It’s My Ghost Here Talking to You.’ True, they are the oldest anecdotes in the world, but they have not the epic seriousness and sweeping narrative of the true, the first, the original story.

Also, a word about labyrinths. Some believe that labyrinths and mazes are interchangeable, but they are wrong. Mazes are a light pastime for mystery-lovers and puzzle-solvers. Labyrinths represent Fate, and they are unicursal. A single path. One way to go, Joe. You can walk the winding way as slowly or quickly as you like, but in the end you find yourself at the hollow heart of all that is.

Here are the words of the story:

There was a warrior who was also a great hunter. He had slain the great Dragon in the primordial ooze. He had slain the boar in the Western Wood. He had slain the greatest warrior before him, and dragged the body nine times around the city walls. So it seemed a good idea to him that he should become king over all the lands that people knew then.

There was already a king over the people, and he had a monster he kept in a labyrinth. The king was a great sorcerer, and the labyrinth was Time itself. The monster was that Fate that men can never escape.

Just kidding! It was a real labyrinth, with dripping stone walls and bones strewn across the path, the single path. And there was a real monster waiting inside. The warrior entered and came to the center. The monster promptly tore his body asunder and threw the pieces down into a vast hole that led to the underworld.

But the king’s wife was watching from her high window, and saw all that had happened. She went down the stone steps that are easy to descend and hard to climb. She searched through the dark mists of the underworld for the scattered pieces of the warrior’s body.

Now, all women have the power of life and death—they give birth to men, and lay them out when their fate finds them. But only a few are able to reassemble a man who has been torn apart. Luckily, the king’s wife was a goddess, and all goddesses have this power.

She put the pieces of him back together and made him live again. Once more he took up his quest. His plan this time was to go around the labyrinth and approach the king’s palace from the rear, but when he tried this he found himself back at the entrance to the labyrinth.

“What part of unicursal did you not understand, O noble warrior?” the goddess asked him.

“I think it was the ‘uni’ part,” he answered.

He took the spiral path to the center of the labyrinth and fought with the monster there. This time he prevailed, and tore the monster limb from limb, and threw the pieces to the four winds.

“You are the king now,” the goddess said. “I forgot to tell you that the monster was the king himself, under an enchantment.”

It was good to be king. He had a great palace and many servants at his beck and call. He had a beautiful wife, for the goddess who was the old king’s wife became his wife in turn.

Whenever the king held court the people would cry, “O great king, may you live forever!”

“You know, that’s not a bad idea,” said the king, after he’d had some time to think about it.

“There is only one way to bring that about,” the goddess told him.

“I’m a little tired of hearing that,” said the king, “but tell me anyway.”

“There is a tree in the Mountains of Death that border this world,” the goddess said. “It bears the apples of eternal life.”

“I’ve heard rumors of this,” the king said. Not stories, of course, just rumors, since this is the first story—Ed. “I will take some of my warriors with me then, and go to claim the apples.”

“You are a great king with many at your beck and call,” the goddess reminded him. “Send one of them to do it. This is a quest for a young man, my beloved, and you have silver in your hair now.”

So the king sent one of his younger brothers to quest for the apples of eternal life. But after the young man had climbed the mountains, and fought with the guardian of the tree, the apples shone in his eyes like gold. He plucked one of them and held it in his hand. “Why should I not be the one to win eternal life?” he asked.

So he ate the apple and at that moment, the country he was in turned sideways to the sun, so that no one on Earth could see it or know how to come there. People still wandered in by chance sometimes, but none ever returned to the world we know.

They are always happy there and they live forever. But they have no souls, they are empty, like the center of the labyrinth. We call them the Other People, and envy them, and later we will tell many stories of their land.

Back at his palace the king waited, and after the moon turned he knew that his brother would not come back. The goddess saw his unhappiness and she made a new thing to show him.

“What are those pieces of dried clay?” he asked her.

“Tablets with writing on them,” the goddess said. “The writing tells a story.”

Now the goddess had just invented writing on that day, and nobody had invented reading yet. But he was the king, so he could read it. It was his own story.

After he finished, the king brooded a while and then said, “So I will grow old, and die, and never have eternal life?”

“Be comforted. You already got to come back from the dead,” the goddess told him. “And now, you will live forever in this story. Whenever someone reads it you will live again in them, in their hearts and minds.”

“Hearts and minds are all very well,” said the king. “But my brother is in the story too, and he has life itself.”

“Even though he has life itself, and he comes into your story, the story is about you and not him. Be comforted now. And be quiet!”

So he was.

Okay, my own release of The Well of Time is a bit delayed–it might slide to early next year–but for the best of reasons. I’m helping my wife and daughter out with their own incipient books, and we’re planning to publish all at the same time.

This cover reveal is for my daughter Rowan’s debut novel, The Secret of the Blue Phantom, the first in a series. She’s chosen 1950s Boston as the backdrop for her supernatural detective story, and I think she’s done a terrific job.

Here’s the back cover summary:

“They always see it coming,” McNeil said hoarsely. “He comes to the haunts of the guilty and confronts them with their crime. Then he deals out his ghostly justice…” he pointed to the sign of the Blue Phantom on the wall.

When his parents are murdered, Billy Holster feels like his life is over. But when his detective uncle adopts him, a whole new life begins: full of mysteries, murder, mansions, things that go bump in the night, and a mysterious vigilante known only as the Blue Phantom.
Billy tries to find rational explanations, but is drawn more and more into the realm of the supernatural as his questions multiply. Can ghosts be real? Why does the Phantom leave a Viking rune as his calling card? Is there any connection with the cold murder case that a famous detective has just re-opened? Why does it seem that everyone Billy meets has something to hide?

And most importantly, who is the Blue Phantom, and why won’t he leave Billy alone?

I have a problem with the Kindle editions of all my books. The bits and bytes are getting a bit stale. The storage needs to be flushed out and re-optimized. So, everything is on sale next week, including Black Weekend. These are countdown sales, so the earlier you buy, the better!

On sale starting November 20th:

• Robin Hood: Wolf’s Head
• Father Winter
• The Road to Hel
• Dragon Scales

And yes, the second installment of Sean’s Saga, The Well of Time, is on its way and will be up for publication before the end of the year.

The second book in my Sean’s Saga series, The Well of Time, is quivering on the edge of being ready for publication. Here’s the cover, and Sean’s own back-cover take on this soon-to-be blockbuster fall hit.

Hey, it’s Sean again. It’s time for midterms at Runnymede, and since that includes a Bardic contest where the prize is a taste of the gods’ magic mead, it’s a pretty good bet that the school year will be even busier than summer vacation. Especially when a traitor Bard is helping the enemies of the gods rewrite history, so Ragnarok will be over before it even begins. When you need a bunch of heroes and Valkryies to take on a hopeless quest where you need to think up cool names for all the alternate timelines just so you can keep them straight, who are the gods going to call? Spoiler: me, Fiona, Parvati and Arturo. And the first thing on our to-do list is: Rescue Loki.

These days, especially if one happens to be working on a story involving alternate timelines*, one thinks a lot about history, about wrong turnings. For instance, what would have needed to happen to head off our current, nearly full-blown, dystopia? I don’t know, and the fact that it all seems so unreal doesn’t help. We all live in a fictional world now. Bad fiction, true—a world of weaponized fear and poisons both physical and spiritual—but still, fiction. What strange turn will the plotline take next? What will we be told when we’re locked down and decimated anew? Will it be nuclear war, an invasion by space aliens, or just the time-honored trope that humanity is the cause of all the earth’s problems, and therefore we have no right to even exist?

People can and do respond with fictions of their own. Many seem to believe that ‘everything is fine and we’ll eventually get back to normal.’ That sounds like a tall tale to me. I would prefer to tell a story that recognizes the evil forces at work in our world and gives people heart to fight them. In the actual fiction I’m writing right now, though, I’m (so far) simply not admitting that recent history actually happened. At the very least, I’m not going to have my characters wear masks and hole up in their homes. If even our fiction admits these insanities, we will be completely lost. So at the moment, that makes my writing firmly metaphysical—even my “base” reality in Sean’s latest adventure, The Well of Time, is already itself an alternate world, one where the Black Death Lite© was never a thing. And I think I’m far from alone in this. 

Another small rebellion I’ve been indulging in is to read some old classic stories. C.S. Lewis says somewhere that if you have limited reading time, you should concentrate on reading books that were written in a different age, as a counterbalance to the influence of the prevailing zeitgeist. And what are the hallmarks of our zeitgeist? Contempt, even hatred, for the human and rosy visions of the “transhuman”**. And not so incidentally, a hatred of history, of things past. Old statues, old religions, old buildings—they just have to go. Otherwise, people might be able to compare the past to the dystopic present, and maybe even figure out the wrong turnings that got us here. 

And that, of course, would threaten the wonderful Cultural Revolution that’s just getting into full swing now. So now we have two excellent reasons for reading old books.

Recently I read three books from the past, and I offer some short takes here. Everyone knows the first two, and (almost) nobody knows the third. They are: Robinson Crusoe, written in the seventeenth century; Moby Dick, from the mid nineteenth century; and Collector’s Luck, written here in New Hampshire in the early twentieth century and appropriately enough, found in a local antique shop.

We’ll take them in order of age. Robinson Crusoe, it turns out, is really a cautionary tale. Early on in the story, Crusoe’s father sits him down for a serious talk about his son’s desire to go to sea, see the world, and make his fortune. The father points out that his fortune is already made—his family is upper middle class, so not wealthy and powerful enough to be consumed with duties and politics, but able to choose whatever career he wants, live well, and be respected in the community.

If you were to just read this part of the story, reflect for a moment on how sensible that advice is, then close the book and read no more—you’ll be doing a lot better than Robinson Crusoe did.

Of course, he does go to sea, and to no reader’s surprise at this point, is shipwrecked. What follows is his famous extended staycation on the desert island he manages to reach, alone at first and later with the original Man Friday. This is the only part of the story most people remember, but really it’s only about half the book. 

In the other half he proves that he didn’t learn much from his experiences. The colony he helps establish on his famous island, made up of convicts and reformed cannibals, eventually collapses. Crusoe himself goes on more voyages, gets Friday killed, and winds up getting shipwrecked again and having to cross Russia to get back to Europe, which sounds like one of those classic mistakes military historians would tell you not to make. There, he comes across a town that holds to the old Pagan ways, and being a “good Christian” he decides to sneak in to their temple under cover of night and vandalize the awful “idol” that these woefully ignorant people worship. 

Hmm, seems like we’ve run into that hatred of the past thing here again. Maybe all the Cultural Revolutions started when monotheism came in. If I get a chance, I’ll interview the former librarians of Alexandria and see what they think.

On the other hand, I’m glad I finally read Moby Dick. This really could be, in fact, the great American novel, which may or may not come as a relief to those who are still trying to write it. 

What makes it so great? Okay, I can list a few things. The fascinating historical details about life on a whaling ship. The sweep and intensity of the central theme, as obsessive as Ahab’s own quest, and the sense of brooding Destiny at work. As far as religion goes, no wimpy New Testament stuff here—instead we have the God who taunted Job with his Leviathan-taming prowess, and prophets popping up to foretell certain doom, just like in the good old days. In fact, Moby Dick could work just as well as a completely Heathen story, with the white whale waiting for Ahab at story’s end, inescapable as Beowulf’s cursed hoard and its guardian dragon.

The style mixes first person narratives from several characters (with stream-of-consciousness touches), mini-essays, and even one chapter written as a play, complete with stage directions. I don’t read criticism these days, but I can’t be the only one who thinks that James Joyce probably picked up a few of his own tricks from reading Moby Dick.

In effect, Melville creates an entire world from the bodies and skeletons of the great whales, like the gods making Midgard, the oceans and the skies, from the body of the primordial giant Ymir. 

I’m not tempted to re-read Robinson Crusoe, but I will most likely visit that world of Melville’s again.

The last book, Collector’s Luck, is, for a change, not a work of fiction. It’s the memoirs of a lady who lived in western New Hampshire in the first decades of the young twentieth century. She talks about her love for history and especially her search for collectable antiques, which take her from Boston to the wilds of New Hampshire, which she visited in a horse-drawn carriage, apparently still the best way to navigate those hills and mountains in the nineteen teens. 

Time has made her story even more charming, even cute—will you look at that, an antique lady searching for antiques! But she knew something many people have forgotten today: the legacy left us by previous generations is a precious thing. Their crafts, their stories, deserve to be honored. 

Or maybe even revived. Her book closes with a description of an old New Hampshire farm house where the settlers had built a well in the middle of the kitchen. A brilliant idea, poetic and practical at the same time, whether the main aim was to protect against attack or enable the family to avoid going outside in winter to pump their water.

An idea whose time may soon come again.

* The Weil of Time, the next installment in Sean’s Saga. Cover reveal is coming when I’ve finished the first version.

** Where’s Nietschze when you need him? “Uberman” was a lot cooler, and really not a bit more Naziesque.

Ragnarok seems close enough these days–”a wind-age, a wolf-age, ere the world’s ending”. But is it really wolves that we need to worry about?

After all, wolves do have some pretense to nobility. Wolf-warriors were a thing, back in the good old days. “Wolf” was often part of someone’s name. If a wolf shows up and rips your throat out, you could imagine still retaining a sense of personal dignity, maybe even respect.

As Sean puts it in his self-named saga (the second book, The Well Of Time, is still coming along; thanks for asking): 

I knew that wolves were really great, essential parts of the ecology and all, and should never, ever be hunted from helicopters. But I didn’t feel the same way about wargs.

Well, it turns out I don’t feel the same way about coyotes, either. A pack of them killed more than half our ducks and geese in one night (leaving the bodies, for the most part; so much for the notion of animals as noble savages who waste nothing). They’ve made hit-and-run raids on our chickens in broad daylight. We’ve had to get part of our house’s back wall reframed recently, leaving us virtually open to the elements for a while. Let me tell you, hearing coyotes howling in the night with nothing between you and them but a thin sheet of plastic tends to give you a new perspective on your place in Nature.

Wolves may be fierce and noble. Coyotes lurk and sneak and lure other animals in, then surround them. They attack on the run, like the animal kingdom equivalent of a drive-by shooting. If a coyote did rip your throat out, it would probably be from behind. 

So I’m thinking that a better name for what we’re going through now is a Coyote Age. The world is under attack, yes, but for the most part not openly. Most of the action is disguised. The air and water are full of poison. High-sounding policies lead to nothing but hunger and disease. People who speak the truth are censored, while lies are repeated over and over until free thought is destroyed. You can imagine George Orwell saying, “Hey, I was less than forty years off!”

This is not a good time for trust. Even our own leaders (in what used to be called the West, at least) are on the side of the coyotes, pretty much. If we’re lucky, they may follow in Wiley’s footsteps and construct elaborate contraptions that wind up failing and causing their own destruction. We still need to worry about the fallout, in that case.

If they’re more like real coyotes, the going will be even harder. A wind-age, a shield-age. Keep yours up!